California Dreams
My favorite piece written for the Daily Trojan. The Greek system isn’t all bad.
Editorials written for the Daily Trojan
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 45 minutes.
Inside the Inner Circle Read More »
Hooters, the national chain restaurant well known for hiring large-breasted women, must now hire men as waiters, but is this a turn for the better?
Serving it up both ways Read More »
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 30 minutes.
Traditions shouldn’t need a return policy Read More »
Reveling in a rivalrous attitude toward that ‘other school’ is a long-standing tradition that should never be neglected.
Bruin bashing: traditional or tacky? Read More »
Emigrating to America? Don’t get pissed when government services don’t print fliers in your language.
What’s Uncle Sam’s native tongue? Read More »
300 of USC’s 16,000 employees thought that free education, health benefits and above average wages weren’t enough.
Round 10: USC v. Local 11 Read More »
European conquest of the Americas was bad. Get over it.
Colonization: new and improved! Read More »
On the idiocy of commercials. I still like this one. Look for the clever zinger at the end.
Media moguls make us morons Read More »