California Dreams
My favorite piece written for the Daily Trojan. The Greek system isn’t all bad.
College Editorials
Editorials written for the Daily Trojan
Inside the Inner Circle
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 45 minutes.
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Serving it up both ways
Hooters, the national chain restaurant well known for hiring large-breasted women, must now hire men as waiters, but is this a turn for the better?
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Traditions shouldn’t need a return policy
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 30 minutes.
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Bruin bashing: traditional or tacky?
Reveling in a rivalrous attitude toward that ‘other school’ is a long-standing tradition that should never be neglected.
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What’s Uncle Sam’s native tongue?
Emigrating to America? Don’t get pissed when government services don’t print fliers in your language.
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Round 10: USC v. Local 11
300 of USC’s 16,000 employees thought that free education, health benefits and above average wages weren’t enough.
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Colonization: new and improved!
European conquest of the Americas was bad. Get over it.
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Media moguls make us morons
On the idiocy of commercials. I still like this one. Look for the clever zinger at the end.
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