College Clippings
Written for a seminar with Pulitzer Prize winner Margot Jefferson. Published in Tommy Magazine during my tenure as Editor-in-Chief.
Written for a seminar with Pulitzer Prize winner David Shipler. My first real stab at social satire. Dave Barry liked it — I've got the postcard to prove it.
Nothing like projectile vomiting to get your day started!
A good one. People in California cannot drive when it rains.
I wish I'd known my grandmother more. I also wish the paper hadn't recycled a piece I submitted in August 1997 to fill space.
A writer talking about writing. It's like a painter watching paint dry, except less exciting.
Hooters, the national chain restaurant well known for hiring large-breasted women, must now hire men as waiters, but is this a turn for the better?
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 30 minutes.
Reveling in a rivalrous attitude toward that 'other school' is a long-standing tradition that should never be neglected.
Written in 10 minutes when the other columnist bailed on his deadline. And it shows.
I would rather slit my throat than beta test another game.