Surge Protector
President Bush is defending a radical proposal to dump 20,000 more troops into Iraq. But where would they come from?
George W. Bush
“If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier – just so long as I’m the dictator.”
My Super Sweet Sixty!
Ever get the feeling President Bush’s antics are best reserved for the brats populating MTV’s reality shows?
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Ret-conned: How Bush Stopped Al Qaeda!
Bush retconning a terrorist attack in 2002 Los Angeles is nothing. I did the same thing to 1985 Hill Valley.
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Super Karate Monkey Death Car
What happens when you put a drunken president and unruly children together in a staged teleconference? Hilarity.
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A Clear Path to Victory
President Bush will ask more of Americans in tonight’s speech. Haven’t we sacrificed enough?
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Keeping the Faith
A modern-day parable involving federal policy, unilateral aggression, and the eye of a needle.
How Bush Plans to Ruin Social Security
Having clipped the wings on Medicare, President Bush now wants to do the same to Social Security.
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Absent Without Leave
President Bush went AWOL more than 30 years ago while serving in the National Guard. Why is it only being reported now?
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