Some unexpected results for our third annual round-up of drinking…
My Super Sweet Sixty!
Ever get the feeling President Bush’s antics are best reserved for the brats populating MTV’s reality shows?
Ret-conned: How Bush Stopped Al Qaeda!
Bush retconning a terrorist attack in 2002 Los Angeles is nothing. I did the same thing to 1985 Hill Valley.
Holiday Elixirs 2: Sparks, Sangria and Cider
Wondering how The Simon columnists are getting through the holiday season?
Super Karate Monkey Death Car
What happens when you put a drunken president and unruly children together in a staged teleconference? Hilarity.
Ebonics as Education? Fo’ Shizzle!
When will bureaucrats learn that pandering to ridiculous trends never results in a solid education?
Firing Ann Coulter: The Real Story
What really happened between the columnist and the USA Today that got her booted from her DNC assignment? The answer may reside in these email exchanges between the two sides¦
Changing “My Life”: Revelations of a Bill Clinton Book Signing
It’s official — I’ll be the 363rd person to rule Bill Clinton’s world today.
They can kill a yak with the power of their mind from 200 yards. How cool is that?
Normally, you’d think binge drinking and naked women would be a good thing. Unfortunately, New Orleans is the last place you’d want to learn otherwise.