They can kill a yak with the power of their mind from 200 yards. How cool is that?
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Normally, you’d think binge drinking and naked women would be a good thing. Unfortunately, New Orleans is the last place you’d want to learn otherwise.
Written for a seminar with Pulitzer Prize winner Margot Jefferson. Published in Tommy Magazine during my tenure as Editor-in-Chief.
There’s nothing more rebellious in today’s culture than to act just like everyone else.
Written for a seminar with Pulitzer Prize winner David Shipler. My first real stab at social satire. Dave Barry liked it — I’ve got the postcard to prove it.