Hooters, the national chain restaurant well known for hiring large-breasted women, must now hire men as waiters, but is this a turn for the better?
Traditions shouldn’t need a return policy
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 30 minutes.
Bruin bashing: traditional or tacky?
Reveling in a rivalrous attitude toward that ‘other school’ is a long-standing tradition that should never be neglected.
Rock on, man – never neglect music of the ’80s
Written in 10 minutes when the other columnist bailed on his deadline. And it shows.
Jilted, lethargic video-game testers, unite!
I would rather slit my throat than beta test another game.
Weirdo parents? Nah, just your typical family
I love my family, but nothing’s changed in ten years.
The tale of a blue bug and some Def Leppard tapes
500 words about the pride of German manufacturing.
Moving on … in life and in the world of friends
Don’t worry, Lance and I made up.
Confessions of a self-confessed non-Super Fan
I thought respecting the people around you was a good thing. I thought right.
Bonding fun with a little Charmin and some tall branches
My first column. A classic story.