Hooters, the national chain restaurant well known for hiring large-breasted women, must now hire men as waiters, but is this a turn for the better?
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 30 minutes.
Reveling in a rivalrous attitude toward that ‘other school’ is a long-standing tradition that should never be neglected.
Written in 10 minutes when the other columnist bailed on his deadline. And it shows.
I would rather slit my throat than beta test another game.
I love my family, but nothing’s changed in ten years.
500 words about the pride of German manufacturing.
Don’t worry, Lance and I made up.
I thought respecting the people around you was a good thing. I thought right.
My first column. A classic story.