I’m gonna go spit on Tommy Trojan, OK? Maybe throw a little paint on the old boy, too. And why shouldn’t I? None of USC’s traditions seem to matter anymore.First, we couldn’t hang the Bruin by the neck because it evoked a lynch-mob mentality for some of the student body. People were stringing up nooses …
Nothing like projectile vomiting to get your day started!
My favorite column written for the Daily Trojan.
Going on twelve years now!
A good one. People in California cannot drive when it rains.
I wish I’d known my grandmother more. I also wish the paper hadn’t recycled a piece I submitted in August 1997 to fill space.
A writer talking about writing. It’s like a painter watching paint dry, except less exciting.