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Holiday Elixirs, Part III

Posted on December 24, 2006

Some unexpected results for our third annual round-up of drinking…

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My Super Sweet Sixty!

Posted on August 1, 2006

Ever get the feeling President Bush’s antics are best reserved for the brats populating MTV’s reality shows?

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Ret-conned: How Bush Stopped Al Qaeda!

Posted on February 14, 2006

Bush retconning a terrorist attack in 2002 Los Angeles is nothing. I did the same thing to 1985 Hill Valley.

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Holiday Elixirs 2: Sparks, Sangria and Cider

Posted on December 23, 2005

Wondering how The Simon columnists are getting through the holiday season?

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Super Karate Monkey Death Car

Posted on October 18, 2005

What happens when you put a drunken president and unruly children together in a staged teleconference? Hilarity.

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Ebonics as Education? Fo’ Shizzle!

Posted on July 19, 2005

When will bureaucrats learn that pandering to ridiculous trends never results in a solid education?

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