Serving it up both ways
Who wants to see a guy waiter at Hooters?
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Traditions shouldn’t need a return policy
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 30 minutes.
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Columnist says goodbye to life and times
Y’all come back, y’hear?
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Bruin bashing: traditional or tacky?
The beginning of my crusade to keep important USC traditions from disappearing thanks to PC blowhards.
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Going home up north just isn’t the same anymore
Didn’t I just talk about buying the house six columns ago? Yes I did. Lame.
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Rock on, man – never neglect music of the ’80s
Written in 10 minutes when the other columnist bailed on his deadline. And it shows.
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Hindsight is 20/20 when looking toward the past
I dumped this girl with a dot matrix printout. Classy.
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Jilted, lethargic video-game testers, unite!
I would rather slit my throat than beta test another game.
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Weirdo parents? Nah, just your typical family
I love my family, but nothing’s changed in ten years.
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The tale of a blue bug and some Def Leppard tapes
500 words about the pride of German manufacturing.
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A house full of memories will soon be up for sale
I wish my parents’ house was only $300,000. Stupid inflated real estate market.
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Moving on … in life and in the world of friends
Don’t worry, Lance and I made up.
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Confessions of a self-confessed non-Super Fan
I thought respecting the people around you was a good thing. I thought right.
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Bonding fun with a little Charmin and some tall branches
My first column. A classic story.
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What’s Uncle Sam’s native tongue?
Emigrating to America? Don’t get pissed when government services don’t print fliers in your language.
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