California Dreams
My favorite piece written for the Daily Trojan. The Greek system isn’t all bad.
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Scholarship up in smoke
A true story.
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Inside the Inner Circle
Winner of the Art Buchwald Award for Satire. Written in 45 minutes.
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This ain’t your average sappy goodbye column
The only thing remotely interesting about this piece is that I admitted to getting expelled from high school.
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Understanding men is easier than often thought
Speaking the obvious is boring.
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The world really doesn’t care if you’re gay or not
Provoked a lot of controversy from USC’s gay community. I still think people shouldn’t let their sexuality consume their identity.
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From marriage to 1950s restaurants, what’s up?
Enh.
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Traditions at USC losing their meaning, practice
I’m gonna go spit on Tommy Trojan, OK? Maybe throw a little paint on the old boy, too. And why shouldn’t I? None of USC’s traditions seem to matter anymore.First, we couldn’t hang the Bruin by the neck because it evoked a lynch-mob mentality for some of the student body. People were stringing up nooses [...]
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Early rising, fishing, nausea all part of vacation
Nothing like projectile vomiting to get your day started!
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Taking time out from the city that never sleeps
My favorite column written for the Daily Trojan.
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Relationships, even with impossible people, can survive
Going on twelve years now!
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El Nino brings out the worst Los Angeles drivers
A good one. People in California cannot drive when it rains.
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Spice Girls ain’t got nuthin’ on James Bond
Admitting to seeing “Spice World” is a dangerous thing.
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Gran’ma’s death brings several issues to light
I wish I’d known my grandmother more. I also wish the paper hadn’t recycled a piece I submitted in August 1997 to fill space.
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Writing makes you rich in soul, not in pocket
A writer talking about writing. It’s like a painter watching paint dry, except less exciting.
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