Politics Archive

Iraqi “Democracy” a Joke

We’ve sure brought democracy to Iraq – only an American-style election could elect the guy who got the least votes!

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Ariel Sharon: Hypocrite

It takes gall for a man with Ariel Sharon’s record to condemn Allied forces for failing to stop the Holocaust.

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Spongebob Squarepants & the Hubble Telescope: Monuments to Waste

Why waste time caring about a cartoon character’s stance on homosexuality when real issues are being tossed by the wayside?

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Schwarzenegger’s Education Plan Gets Failing Grade

The Governor of California wants to hold teachers accountable. Here’s why his merit-based system is an unconstitutional failure.

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We’re Here, We’re Not Queer, & We Hate Minorities

Feel a chill in the air? What better way to warm up than by burning a book?

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Isn’t Ohio’s Recount More Newsworthy than Ukraine’s?

Now that Ukraine’s rampant voter fraud has been overturned, do us a favor and focus some of that attention on Ohio.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates the Constitution

With more than enough self-interested jerks born in the United States running for office, why do we need widen the eligibility to naturalized citizens?

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Resurrecting the Spanish Flu is a Deadly Idea

The Spanish Flu was the biggest pandemic in world history, killing millions. So what better thing to do than resurrect it and let it kill again?

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Gun Control: Have We Gone Too Far?

A fundamentally flawed piece of gun legislation just died. Here’s why the rest should too.

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Cowboy Diplomacy

Charles Robert Jenkins disappeared from duty in 1965. Now that he’s resurfaced, the military would like nothing more than to court-martial him. Is that really necessary?

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Who Benefits from Terrorist Threats?

The Department of Homeland Security keeps the terror alerts coming, but who really benefits from them? Not you.

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Changing “My Life”: Revelations of a Bill Clinton Book Signing

It’s official – I’ll be the 363rd person to rule Bill Clinton’s world today.

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Taking the Fizz Out of the Pepsi Boycott

Let’s focus on saving the things about the United States that make the Pledge of Allegiance true instead of boycotting soda pop.

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Has Antonin Scalia Recused Himself from Reality?

Can we trust a man to interpret the Constitution when it’s apparent he’s in favor of disregarding it?

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Leis and Lies: Why Hawaii & Iraq are Birds of a Feather

How the American government invaded a foreign country for its own purposes and got away with it.

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