Senate Bill 79: We Don’t Need Your Education
Public education is a mess — and its savior won’t be found in the pages of the New Testament.
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South Dakota Overturns Roe v. Wade
Instead of wasting money on pointless moral and legal debates, why not spend it on the children we already have languishing in poverty?
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Ret-conned: How Bush Stopped Al Qaeda!
Bush retconning a terrorist attack in 2002 Los Angeles is nothing. I did the same thing to 1985 Hill Valley.
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Pop Quiz: Politics, Patriotism, & Protest!
Books closed, pencils out everyone: it’s time to find out how patriotic you really are!
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Holiday Elixirs 2: Sparks, Sangria and Cider
Wondering how The Simon columnists are getting through the holiday season?
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Pulitzer’s Legacy: The Decline of Print in America
While newspaper jobs dwindle and circulation decreases, publishers still refuse to publish the truth. Why?
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Papal Bull
The Catholic League’s belligerence over Christmas decorations have left one man without a job. Bah humbug!
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Super Karate Monkey Death Car
What happens when you put a drunken president and unruly children together in a staged teleconference? Hilarity.
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All Hail Caligula’s Horse
What better way to avoid prison for high crimes and misdemeanors and conspiracy than by appointing your own lawyer to the Supreme Court?
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Fake Terrorism Is a Coalition’s Best Friend
Iraqi police recently caught two terrorists with a car full of explosives. Would it surprise you to learn they were British Special Forces?
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Intolerant America: What We Can Learn from Iran
To really learn something from Iran, we need to take a closer look at ourselves, not the propaganda we’re fed.
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Labored Relations
How should we celebrate Labor Day? By not paying lip service to the hard-working men and women who find themselves jobless because of Bush Administration ineptness.
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Storm Front
New Orleans is under water. And all Louisiana’s National Guard can do to help is watch the footage from their barracks in Iraq.
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High Noon at Crawford
The peace movement has a new champion in Cindy Sheehan. What makes her any different than the others?
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