Senate Bill 79: We Don’t Need Your Education
Public education is a mess — and its savior won’t be found in the pages of the New Testament.
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Government Archive
All Hail Caligula’s Horse
What better way to avoid prison for high crimes and misdemeanors and conspiracy than by appointing your own lawyer to the Supreme Court?
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Labored Relations
How should we celebrate Labor Day? By not paying lip service to the hard-working men and women who find themselves jobless because of Bush Administration ineptness.
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Storm Front
New Orleans is under water. And all Louisiana’s National Guard can do to help is watch the footage from their barracks in Iraq.
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Let Them Eat … Nothing?
Dallas has a homeless problem that’s spiraling out of control, yet we spend billions on destroying and rebuilding Iraq. Where are our priorities?
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Does John Bolton Hate the United Nations?
How are the interests of the United States served by “appointing” John Bolton as its United Nations ambassador?
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A Clear Path to Victory
President Bush will ask more of Americans in tonight’s speech. Haven’t we sacrificed enough?
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Oops! You’re Racist.
Nothing says bias like the federal government protecting against discrimination — of only one ethnic group.
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Lock Up the Fourth Estate
If journalists want to keep lying and containing stories, they should be punished. Simple as that.
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Chan Chandler Wants You Out of His Church
The Religious Right wants to discriminate against you based on your political affiliation. Isn’t that cause to revoke their tax-exempt status?
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Florida Lets You Kill People!
Controversial new legislation that lets you shoot intruders penalty-free is coming to Florida. And I couldn’t be happier about it.
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Iraqi “Democracy” a Joke
We’ve sure brought democracy to Iraq — only an American-style election could elect the guy who got the least votes!
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Schwarzenegger’s Education Plan Gets Failing Grade
The Governor of California wants to hold teachers accountable. Here’s why his merit-based system is an unconstitutional failure.
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How Bush Plans to Ruin Social Security
Having clipped the wings on Medicare, President Bush now wants to do the same to Social Security.
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Tsunami Shouldn’t Overshadow Relief Needed in America
The recent tsunami has spurred the United States to pledge aid to those affected. Any chance they could turn a little of that goodwill on some Americans while they’re at it?
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