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Surge Protector

Posted on January 9, 2007

President Bush is defending a radical proposal to dump 20,000 more troops into Iraq. But where would they come from?

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My Super Sweet Sixty!

Posted on August 1, 2006

Ever get the feeling President Bush’s antics are best reserved for the brats populating MTV’s reality shows?

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Ret-conned: How Bush Stopped Al Qaeda!

Posted on February 14, 2006

Bush retconning a terrorist attack in 2002 Los Angeles is nothing. I did the same thing to 1985 Hill Valley.

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Super Karate Monkey Death Car

Posted on October 18, 2005

What happens when you put a drunken president and unruly children together in a staged teleconference? Hilarity.

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A Clear Path to Victory

Posted on June 28, 2005

President Bush will ask more of Americans in tonight’s speech. Haven’t we sacrificed enough?

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Keeping the Faith

Posted on February 8, 2005

A modern-day parable involving federal policy, unilateral aggression, and the eye of a needle.

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